Went to the Lupe Fiasco concert on Wednesday night @ the House of Blues. It was my first time at this venue & I have to say, its pretty nice. It was a very big "arena" and by the time Lupe performed, the place was packed. A little too packed. Like uncomfortable packed. I hate to dwell on the negative but I couldnt fully realize the greatness that is Lupe Fiasco, because I had to ward off the "i just threw up in my mouth a little" advances of an over weight bum ass drunken idiot that was dressed like a girl. Man, she committed so many violations, I don't even know where to begin....wait......yes I do. Ill give you the top two......
Violation #1 : Why are you touching me?
I'm minding my business, trying to enjoy the concert & I feel this gooey doe-like substance brushing up against me. It was her fuckin breasts dude. Cloverfield is hunching me!!!! Were not even close the stage, so there is no chance of you moving up to get a better view, and this fool is pressing up against me like she is playing man defense. Are you kidding me? She kept pressing her national geographics against me in an attempt to see better. "I thought Nell Carter was dead.......GIMMIE A BREAK!!!" There were times when I would swear her drunk ass was copping a feel. Sick!!!Every once and a while I would try to give her the "get the fuck off me look", but all she would do is try to make this weird ass eye contact with me like she was trying to put me in a trance or something. It eventually got so bad that I started pressing up against my homeboy in a effort to get the hell away from this ghoul. So I got Yokozuna trying to get fresh from behind & I'm pushing up on my friend. WHAT THE FUCK!!! My friend had to check me because I was getting too close. Damn!!! Julian, you are so wrong for tellin me to back up. Why don't you just feed me to the lion's? or Step on my head while I'm drowning??? I was fucking trapped. This went on for 2 good hours. By the time they [rocksteady & beebop] left, I was so tired and irritated, I couldn't really get into the concert like everybody else. Tear.......
Violation # 2 Am I deaf???
Can you believe it. There is more!! When she wasn't trying to give me an anal probe, this beast was fucking screaming at the top of her lungs. Mind you, we are in a pack arena, loud music playing, standing room only. We are at a concert where everyone knows the words to every song and is singing along with Lupe. This byches voice can be heard above all of that and her annoying shrieks were going directly into my right ear drum. Im still recovering from the trauma. "Lupe I looooooooooooooooooooooooooove you!!!!!!" "Hip hop saved my LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!" I don't advocate hitting women, but this girl was begging for a stone cold stunner. She was yelling so loud I felt like she was doing the shit on purpose. I wanted to say "Bitch, he cant fuckin hear you. Shut the fuck up!!!!!". I didn't say that, because here dyke girlfriend looked pretty tough and I didn't want not trouble. Man this bych pretty much ruined 4 songs for me. Was it a coincidence that it was the 4 songs I was looking forward to hearing...........prolly so. I must have done something really foul in a previous life, because I was getting punished all night..........
Other than that.............the concert was pretty good. Lupe is actually a bit of a showman. He treats every song as an individual performance, which is kinda refreshing. I really liked the fact that he had a live band behind him. It kinda gave the concert an "Unplugged" kinda feel. Excluding the fact that I had this behemoth trying her best to waste my money, I was able to walk away from the concert feeling satisfied and making a mental note to buy better seats the next time Lupe is in town.......
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