Foot N Mouth

NEW YORK (AP) — The NBA has spoken with the Los Angeles Lakers about a comment coach Phil Jackson made following Tuesday night's game in San Antonio.
The Spurs made 13 three-pointers in their 107-92 victory, and Jackson was asked if too much penetration was leading to open outside shooters.
"We call this a Brokeback Mountain game, because there's so much penetration and kickouts," Jackson said. "It was one of those games."
The 2005 film, which won three Oscars, depicts two cowboys who conceal their homosexual affair.
"The remarks are in poor taste, and the Lakers have assured us such remarks will not occur in the future," league spokesman Brian McIntyre said.

Phil Jackson "Apologizes"

No Class

I'm gonna start this post by conceding that the Dallas Cowboys are a good team. They swept my Giants and made it look pretty easy. I want you to know that writing that last sentence was very painful! In summation, Cowboys = Good, Giants = (cock tease)

But you know who isn't good........PATRICK FUCKIN CRAYTON. Who the fuck does this guy think he is? When did this circus come to town? I didn't see any trucks.
This fucking guy is mediocre at best and grabs most of his shine because of the presence of Jason Witten & Terrell Owens. You take those guys off the field and Crayton is sitting next to me at home watching the game. Your probably reading this thinking, damn Emeka is a hater. Well your probably a Cowboy fan so I really don't give a shit. This guys sucks and he embarrasses himself and the Cowboys every time he pulls stunts like this and opens his cock sucking mouth! Look at this guys stats for the year:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/6975/gamelog

The way he talks, you'd think he was some Football Jesus walking on water and catching touchdowns. This guy is such a non factor that I'm actually giving him too much shine by blogging about his sorry ass. Here is what Bob Sturm had to say about Crayton the Great:

"Patrick Crayton is a nice 3rd receiver. But, man, when he talks, I believe he thinks he is Owens. I wasn’t crazy about him running his mouth after New England whipped Dallas, didn’t care for his Touchdown reach yesterday, and then he was barking again in the room after the game. I am not sure what it is about Wide Receivers that require them to make complete fools out of themselves, but here is the bottom line…If you are unstoppable like Owens or Moss, then it is your right to be a fool. But, if you are Patrick Crayton, put a skin on the wall before you imitate those who will be in the Hall of Fame."

I'm actually glad that hes doing all this premature barking because one day he will do something stupid besides dropping wide open touchdowns and you Cowboys fools will finally realize what an idiot this guy is. Then Ill personally call each of you and tell you I told you so.

Bottom line is that this guy needs to know his role and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Till next time.......

Kanye West @ The LG Action Sports Chamionships

Let me first say, that when we first heard that Kanye West was gonna perform at this event, I wasnt really expecting much. The tickets were $20 bucks and I just figured they were using his name in association with the ASC to get a few extra butts in the seats. Shit, thats the only reason I went. I really dont give a shit about that Actions Sports stuff, but I figured, I waste $20 bucks at some of these usless clubs in Dallas, so what the hell. Hell probably do one or two songs , take a few pictures and be on his way. ILL BE DAMNED IF KANYE DIDNT KILL THAT SHIT ON FRIDAY NIGHT. We got an hour and a half of Kanye and it was off the chain. From the minute he hit the stage the had the crowd going crazy. It was awesome. The whole time I was there, I was wondering, "How the hell did this only cost $20 bucks?" For me, its very seldom that I go anywhere and my expectations are exceeded. Well, you guys can mark this, because for my money, Kanye Went above and beyond all my expectations. For a guy that bitches when he loses awards and always claims hes the best MC of all time, On Friday, November 9, 2007 , he fucking talked the talk and walked the walk. It was a great way to start the weekend. Lord please let my Giants win on Sunday to complete this weekend of awesome-ness.......

You can check out the pics we took here.

Till next time........

LG Action Sports Championships

Went to the LG Action Sports Championships last night and had a great time. Initially i was there to see Kanye West, but I actually enjoyed myself before the concert. Im no expert on this stuff, but I can appreciate the skill and balls it takes to do some of this shit. Flying of a ramp and standing on the seat of motorcycle is pretty awesome when your watching it live. There are no nets. If they fall..........well I think we all saw what happened to ole buddy at the xgames. I think thats what I was really looking for. That guy who takes an extreme risk and busts his ass. Didnt happen though, these guys know what they are doing and it was a pretty cool experience.

Here is another pic of the bmx bikers. They had their "championship" earlier in the year, so the top three came to dallas to perform stunts for the crowd. Like I said before it take alot of guts to do what these guys are doing.....

Huge shout out to my boy Julian who took this pic. This shit was amazing. Fucking camera was low on battery life so it we were very fortunate to get these pics. I think im gonna invest in some rechargeable batteries, because im wasting too much money on bullshit batteries.....

Last Chance??

David Beckham was recalled to the England squad Friday for what could be Steve McClaren's last games as England coach. McClaren admitted he was keen to bring Beckham back into the fold because he wants to draw on as much experience as possible for the Croatia.
"He hasn't played games but is included because, with the likes of Rio Ferdinand and John Terry out, we are lacking experience," McClaren said. "We need big game players and David Beckham is one of them.
"Believe me, this Croatia match will be a big game. I've always believed that. You need your experienced, big-time players in these matches. Before the pivotal Israel-Russia game, England plays a friendly in Austria next Friday, when Beckham will be hoping to add to his 97 caps. Just 15 months into the job, McClaren's prospects of staying on will be bleak if England fails to reach its first major tournament since the 1994 World Cup. The final Group E match against Croatia on Nov. 21 could be meaningless unless Russia fails to win in Israel five days earlier.

My Take:

I along with the other 100 million England fans will be praying hard that Russia slips up against Israel. Having the European Championships without England there will tarnish the whole competition. Everyone knows how good the English are, but for some reason this idiot McClaren cant get it right. This guys jobe cant be that hard. Some of the best players in the world come from England. He should have never taken Beckham out of the team. They wouldnt be in this mess if he had just stuck to the program. Now the English are in danger of becoming the laughing stock of Europe. I really hope Beckham completes his comeback by helping England book their ticket into the Euros and then the FA fire McClaren. Win , lose or draw........this guy has to go!

SWEET REVENGE

As a die hard Giants fan, I strongly advise that every Cowboy fan make a trip to the liquor store this weekend. After the Giants get there revenge and expose Dallas for the pretenders that they are, you idiots will need something to ease the pain.

See ya on Sunday.........

Tuskegee Homecoming 2007: Random Thoughts

This weekend me and a group of my friends took a road trip to Tuskegee, Alabama for their homecoming. My boy Julian and his cousin Shana went to Tuskegee and had been telling us how great homecoming was down there, or up there? ; anyway i had nothing better to do, so what the hell....

Ten Hour Trip......

This might be me being a bych, but every time I go on a road trip and we stop at a gas station, I feel like every weird looking person at the gas station is there to rob the place. I'm serious, every stop we made, I had to take a deep breath before I walked in the station for fear that I was gonna have my year book picture on the channel 4 news as one of the victims in gas station massacre. It didn't help that we did alot of night driving so it was 2 am and 4 am when we made stops. I guess I watch to much local news, but the people that I saw in Louisiana and Mississippi all fit the profile of those crazy bastards that are always getting busted for knocking over gas stations. Aside for my heightened sense of security, the trip to Tuskegee was really uneventful, alot of sleeping, snoring & Kanye West.

Tuskegee America....WTF

(If you like Alabama, go ahead and skip this section now)

So we finally get to Alabama and I wasn't very impressed at all. As you can see from this picture, Alabama is pretty much a shit hole wit a bunch of these random shacks scattered through out the state. I used to think that Oklahoma was the shittiest place on earth, but I think I found the runaway winner. This place is definitely not a tourist destination. Holy Shit.....this picture is indicative of the scenery you ll find in good ole Alabama. Who ever wrote sweet home Alabama, must have been high and stupid, cause there is nothing sweet about this place unless you like unpaved roads, , random horse shit everywhere, shacks and rundown mom & pop shops on every corner......

Tuskegee Homecoming

After showering up, we went to the "yard". For those of you unfamiliar with Greek lingo, this is the common area outside of the student union where all the students & Greeks gather and socialize/strut/catch up with old friends. At Tuskegee they even had local merchants and student organizations selling various items from bootleg videos to frat gear. It was similar to a Big T bizarre or Traders village.They had everything and anything. I even picked up some aviator sunglasses for $5 bucks. The atmosphere was unlike anything Ive ever been apart of. I enjoyed my college experience at UNT, but its was very obvious that I missed out on alot by not attending a Historically Black College. Being on the yard Friday and Saturday and seeing all the activities made the whole trip worth it for me. Apparently Tuskegee has a pretty good football team. They were 8-0 going into Saturdays game. I'm not sure who they played, but the score was 37-0 at halftime. Pretty impressive. The game atmoshpere was interesting because you had people tailgating inside the stadium. Picture an old high school stadium with all the open space around the stands filled wit tents and lawn chairs. All you can eat bar b q at a football game is always a good thing. Special shout out to Charlene Wright for hooking us up with the food at the game. After the game, everyone went back to the yard and all the Greeks gathered around their respective historical landmarks and engaged in various acts of brotherhood/sisterhood. (singing, chanting, praying) It was pretty cool. It was nice to Greek life at another school. Kinda made me wish I had gone through with my own Greek aspirations. Anyway, Shana and Julian`s Tuskegee stories lived up to the hype, because I was very impressed and glad that I was able to make the trip.

Quick Hits...

A) I must have gained 10 pounds this weekend. Is it me, or do you just go crazy on food when you go on trips. Dang, i felt like a food junkie that fell off the wagon. I ate everything and anything within an arms reach. Gonna need two a day work outs to repair tha damage

B) I had a bright idea of going for a run early Saturday morning, and I wish I would have stayed my ass in the house. There weren't many paved roads where we stayed, so i had to run on the highway to the nearest neighborhood with a paved road. Not a good idea. Running in the street is some scary shit. Every time a car passed me, i had to say a prayer and beg God not to let me die in Alabama.

C) So after about 20 minutes of running, I started back toward the house and this fucking stray dog came outta nowhere and chased me down the interstate. I think I must have run a 4.2, because i was running scared! Shit! All I wanted to do was get a decent workout in, and I almost pulled a hamstring and had a heart attack in the process..........moral of the story, wen ur on vacation, stay ur ass on vacation

D) I think i am finally getting old! We went to this college party in Tuskegee and I couldnt recognize one single song they were playing!!? Whats happening to me? I'm looking around and people are singing the words to these songs and I had no fucking clue. Am I that outta touch? Is there a such thing as a quarter life crisis?

E) This picture was probably the best one I took while I was down there. I dont condone what the shirt says, but I think its pretty awesome that she had the balls to wear it.

All in all, I had a great time and this mini vacation was exactly what I needed. We took alot of good pics. Check out the slide show here....

Till next time......